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2026-08-04 14:50:13

selzero@syzito.xyz

Maybe the conspiracy theorists were right. Those of us that took the vaccine have aged 5 years, and hundreds of thousands of people that didn't take the vaccine didn't age 🤔

Edit: some of you misunderstood this. Read it again.

2026-08-04 14:51:41

Oblomov

oblomov@sociale.network

@selzero regressed to the mentality of a 3yo

2026-08-04 14:53:57

don

donlamb_1@mastodon.online

@selzero except for my dad who didn't get the shot and died.

2026-08-04 15:00:38

Christopher Brown

christopherbrown@mastodon.social

@selzero At least those who didn’t take it are in a stable state.

2026-08-04 15:08:33

miket330

miket330@mastodon.social

@selzero WTF?....that's the stupidest thing I've ever read!!

2026-08-04 15:15:12

Deniz Opal

selzero@syzito.xyz

@miket330 which part do you disagree with?

2026-08-13 15:24:51

miket330

miket330@mastodon.social

@selzero can't see what your talking about

2026-08-13 16:25:35

Hans van Zijst

hans@social.woefdram.nl

@miket330 So you don't understand what he means, but you have a verdict about it nonetheless..? 🤔

@Deniz Opal

2026-08-04 15:18:10

Hans van Zijst

hans@social.woefdram.nl

@miket330 You haven't read very much then in the last few years 😇

@Selzero

2026-08-04 15:14:59

Cold Kettle Jack

count_01@mastodon.social

@selzero We were all going to be dead in six, or nine, or eight, or twelve, or eighteen, or twenty, or twenty:four, months. Presumably now that it's been five years, and several boosters, the deadline has been pushed back to somewhere near thirty years again.

2026-08-04 16:28:33

Plausible Human Being

LovingFalloutLondon1954@mastodon.social

@selzero

"They Shall Not Grow Old".

2026-08-04 16:43:35

firebreathingduck

firebreathingduck@vivaldi.net

@selzero

I see what you did there. ☺️

2026-08-04 17:46:39

Log 🪵

log@mastodon.sdf.org

@selzero I don't want to give spoilers, but I also feel really badly for the replies that don't understand it. Just... think harder, maybe?

2026-08-04 18:25:00

Mensch, Marina

energisch_@troet.cafe

@selzero hopefully they didn't all die. The pandemic was bad enough and still costs life years later.