Hans van Zijst

Sitting on the couch, with one cat sleeping on my lap and another tightly pressed against me

Chores

Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:37:46 +0200

Hans van Zijst
hans@social.woefdram.nl

Really, I do want to get up and do my chores, but I can't... 🤷

#CatsOfMastodon #Melian #Lúthien

'How much more do we have to spend to get this guy home?' Under that are pictures of Matt Damon in 4 films and their cost. From bottom to top: 'Saving Private Ryan', $70M, 'Interstellar', $165M, 'The Martian', $108M, and 'The Odyssey', $250M.

Get Matt Damon home

2026-08-04 04:37:51

Hans van Zijst

hans@social.woefdram.nl

#fun #MattDamon

fun humour

Photo of oil tankers gathered near the shore in the background, with Bill Murray in his role as Phil Connors ('Groundhog Day', 1993) in the front, holding his microphone.

Daily report from Iran

2026-07-27 13:50:53

Hans van Zijst

hans@social.woefdram.nl

That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over, and over...

#USpol #Iran #GroundHogDay

politics fun humor

La Gioconda, or Mona Lisa, only with Trump forcing himself into the picture, with his classic fake smile all over his face. Mona Lisa looks at him with disgust in her eyes.

La Gioconman

2026-07-25 22:50:54

Hans van Zijst

hans@social.woefdram.nl

La Gioconman

#AgentOrange #OrangeDefiler #MonaLisa #USpol

politics fun humor

Nieuwe Eurobiljetten

2026-07-25 21:14:33

Hans van Zijst

hans@social.woefdram.nl

De nieuwe Euro-biljetten 😏

€5-biljet met het gezicht van 'Tedje van Es' van 'De Tegenpartij'

€10-biljet met het gezicht van 'F. Jacobse' van 'De Tegenpartij'

#KootEnBie #Tegenpartij #JacobseEnVanEs #GeenGezeikIedereenRijk

humor fun

2023-07-10 01:41:14

Hans van Zijst

hans@social.woefdram.nl

Breaking news

A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.

fun

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